1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,638 Look at this old box I came across. 2 00:00:04,672 --> 00:00:07,875 Oh! Is that my luck pen! 3 00:00:07,908 --> 00:00:10,411 Girl, do you remember when you used to have to write numbers down? 4 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:12,813 Every number I got with this pen, 5 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:15,015 - [Indistinct] - Yeah, is that why the pen still looks brand new? 6 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,385 Tony, we were dating in high school. 7 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:18,752 How were you gettin' anybody's number? 8 00:00:18,786 --> 00:00:20,454 Well your number was the only one that counted. 9 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:21,555 Yeah it better have been, 10 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:23,557 cause you was about to be countin' stars. 11 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:24,758 [Audience laughter] 12 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:27,995 Actually, I can't even remember my number from back then. 13 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,397 Please, I bet you can't remember mine. 14 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:30,964 555-1278. 15 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:33,567 You had that awkward recording on the answering machine 16 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:35,836 that sounded like a bomb was tickin' at the end. 17 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,371 So tell me mine. 18 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:39,140 777-9311. 19 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:40,574 [Audience laughter] 20 00:00:40,608 --> 00:00:41,742 That ain't even it. 21 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:43,744 You really don't remember, do you? 22 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:45,246 I don't remember. It was so long ago. 23 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:47,848 I I only remember the numbers that count, like 24 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,850 stay out of your way from the 14th till the 21st. 25 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,485 [Audience laughter] 26 00:00:51,519 --> 00:00:52,920 What's my number now! 27 00:00:52,953 --> 00:00:54,755 Pssh, 323 28 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:56,924 eh, hold up. 310 29 00:00:56,957 --> 00:00:57,958 [Audience laughter] 30 00:00:57,991 --> 00:00:59,293 You really don't remember. 31 00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:01,462 Okay, do you remember my birthday? You better. 32 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:02,763 - Remember my birthday. - Okay...knock it off. 33 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:04,998 Knock it off. We even celebrated okay. August 34 00:01:05,032 --> 00:01:06,033 - ...8th. - Okay. 35 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:07,535 Okay, what year, Tony? 36 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:09,537 Whatever year makes you 25 again. 37 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:10,638 [Audience laughter] 38 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:12,640 Look, that's cute That's cute. 39 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:14,642 Tell me, or I'm throwing 40 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:17,145 this away and respondin' to all my little strawberry letters. 41 00:01:17,645 --> 00:01:19,880 Yeh...come on, Lisa. Don't play with the 42 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,515 last bite of a man's sandwich. 43 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:23,517 Come on, it's sacred. It's got the perfect ingredient of all 44 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:25,386 the good ingredient, the good ratio, whatever. With the 45 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:26,654 come on, now. Alright, alright, alright. 46 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:29,723 A ni-- ni-- nah-- a 19-- 47 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:32,160 seventy....seven. 48 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,462 8...7...8, 9! 49 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:35,996 [Audience laughter] 50 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:37,631 You should let me live. 51 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:39,600 Ah...okay. 52 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,602 1978. 53 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:43,637 - Safe. You better be glad - [Tony sighs] 54 00:01:43,671 --> 00:01:45,806 because I was about to use your lucky pen to write down the number of 55 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:47,475 a husband who would remember. 56 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:48,676 [Audience laughter] 57 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:50,043 [Theme Music] 58 00:01:50,077 --> 00:01:52,246 * Woke up and my wife said to me 59 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,515 * The bill collectors want their fees 60 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:56,817 * The kids keep talkin' back to me 61 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,486 * Family Time 62 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:00,988 * Family Time. Family Time. 63 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:04,358 * Family Time. Woa oh oh oah, yeah eh eh 64 00:02:04,392 --> 00:02:06,026 [Instrumental Music] 65 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:09,096 I don't understand why I have to pretend to be your damn assistant anyway. 66 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:11,098 Cause you don't got nothin' else to do. 67 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:13,100 Besides, I might need some backup in case 68 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:14,668 it turns out to be a catfish situation. 69 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:17,305 Huh, I don't see how that would be a problem for you. 70 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:20,741 Very funny, Queen La-teeth-a. 71 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:21,909 [In unison] Oaaah. 72 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:24,212 You get on my nerves. Oh... 73 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:25,679 Ah, I I think that's her. 74 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:28,582 Was there a two for one at the wig of the week club? 75 00:02:28,616 --> 00:02:29,950 [Audience laughter] 76 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,585 Shut up, Weave it to Beaver. 77 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:33,221 [Audience laughter] 78 00:02:33,221 --> 00:02:34,722 I'm sure it's just a coincidence. 79 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:37,291 Besides, she was really sweet when we were chatting on Funstagram. 80 00:02:37,325 --> 00:02:38,459 I bet she was. 81 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,461 The crazy ones always are. 82 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:43,264 What'd she say she wanted to interview you about? 83 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:45,266 Well she said she's profiling rising social 84 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:48,236 media influencers, so of course I'm at the top of that list. 85 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:50,037 Now I know she crazy. 86 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:51,439 You're evil. 87 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:53,974 - Kia? - Rachel. 88 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,310 - Hey...of course. - Thank you for coming. 89 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:58,746 [In unison] I love your hair! 90 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:00,414 I'll be at the bar. 91 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:01,415 Of course you will. 92 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:03,384 I'll be here if you need me. 93 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:05,085 [Audience laughter] 94 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:07,988 Oh, shoot. 95 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,990 Somebody call Ray Donovan, cause I'm about to catch 96 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,459 me a case up in here. 97 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:12,426 Get in girl. 98 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:13,761 Yeah. 99 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:15,496 She seem intense. 100 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,064 Yeah, word of advice. 101 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:19,066 Sisters make the worst assistants. 102 00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:20,268 Ooh. 103 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:21,935 So, which one is she? 104 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:23,937 The housewife or the drunk paralegal? 105 00:03:24,772 --> 00:03:25,939 Take a guess. 106 00:03:25,973 --> 00:03:28,676 It's obviously Lori, the drunk para-- wait a minute! 107 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,678 How you know about my sisters? 108 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,946 Oh um, your Funstagram. 109 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:35,749 So if you don't mind, if we could just jump 110 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:36,617 to the interview. 111 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,919 Sure. I'm pretty much an open book. 112 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:40,754 Great! Okay... 113 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:43,891 so, tell me about Rachel. 114 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:45,459 Who is she? 115 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:47,461 What does she like to do for fun? 116 00:03:47,495 --> 00:03:49,797 Well...I like working out, 117 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,799 goin' out, hangin' out and 118 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:52,666 eating out. 119 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:54,435 [Snickers] Okay. 120 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:55,936 Husband, kids? 121 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:57,104 No and no. 122 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:59,340 I mean I did have a husband once, but I realized if I 123 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:02,776 stayed married to him, then my girlfriend was gonna get pissed off. 124 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:03,977 Oh. 125 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:05,513 - Mmm. - Okay, then. 126 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:07,848 Yeah, and um I guess kids just weren't in the cards 127 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:09,983 for me but it's, it's okay cause I really love being a 128 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:11,685 favorite aunt to my 129 00:04:11,719 --> 00:04:12,986 niece and nephew. 130 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,021 Yeah. [Laughs] 131 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:15,889 Oh! And now that Eboni's in college, 132 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,725 I'm sure y'all will have a lot of fun now-- 133 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,026 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 134 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:21,695 I know I didn't talk about Eboni on my Funstagram. 135 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:23,230 Who sent you? 136 00:04:23,331 --> 00:04:25,366 Who de whooo! 137 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:28,336 She must be, she must be, she's a stalker isn't she? 138 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:30,037 No. No one sent me, 139 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:32,039 and no, I'm not a stalker. 140 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:33,240 Not exactly. 141 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:34,975 Okay well you better start explainin' fast before I start 142 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:35,976 - whoopin' some-- - A suh suh suh 143 00:04:36,009 --> 00:04:37,978 suh. I ain't got bail money Rachel Rousey. 144 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:38,979 [Audience laughter] 145 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,981 Please, I promise I'm not 146 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,015 a stalker, 147 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:43,684 Please, let me explain. 148 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:47,355 What I have to say might change your life. 149 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:50,157 Well it better, or I might take yours. 150 00:04:50,190 --> 00:04:51,359 [Audience laughter\ 151 00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:53,861 [Instrumental Music] 152 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,896 Now we only have 13 more pans to go. 153 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:57,064 What? 154 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:59,833 Oh my goodness. We really need some help! 155 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:01,369 Maybe I should call my sisters. 156 00:05:01,369 --> 00:05:03,070 Oh no. We need people who can cook, 157 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:04,372 not people who can eat. 158 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:07,508 What about a temp agency? Or we can place an ad. 159 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,009 Nope, I already found somebody great. 160 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,210 She should be here any minute. 161 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:11,512 Who in the hell is that? 162 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:13,213 Oh that's Dede. She's our new prep cook. 163 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:14,715 I told her to come around back. 164 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:16,384 Dede, you made it! 165 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:17,385 Hey! 166 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:19,720 Uah! 167 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:21,522 [Sighs] 168 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:24,725 [Audience laughter] 169 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:27,461 [Laughter] 170 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:29,196 [Deep inhale] Oh goodness, 171 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:31,198 what in the orange is the new black is 172 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:32,566 goin' on here, Viv? 173 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,435 Hi, a I'm Lisa. 174 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:35,403 Dede. 175 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:36,537 [Lisa] Ooh. 176 00:05:36,570 --> 00:05:37,871 [Lisa coughs] 177 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:39,907 Vivian says you come highly recommended. I'm okay. 178 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:42,042 Um, do you have any experience 179 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:43,711 cookin' for large groups of a people? 180 00:05:43,744 --> 00:05:45,946 Pssh, I used to cook for over 300 181 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:48,549 guests a day servin' them breakfast, lunch, and dinner. 182 00:05:48,582 --> 00:05:51,652 Wow, what, did you work in a hotel or somethin'? 183 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:53,954 Somethin' like that. 184 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,956 It was a long-term state facility. 185 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:57,958 Oh okay, tell me more. 186 00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:59,893 Well before that, 187 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:02,095 I was a private chef for this chemistry teacher. 188 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:04,598 He had a special kitchen in his RV and all that! 189 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:07,100 But my specialty is 190 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:08,436 baked goods. 191 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:10,303 I can make anything edible! 192 00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:12,506 - Oh. - I have a bunch of samples to take. 193 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:14,508 - Mm hm. - Okay, I'm, I'm... 194 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:15,643 - It's around here somewhere. - ...great 195 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:17,645 Let me see. Don't look like-- 196 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:19,613 - Ooh. - Oh. 197 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:20,848 Thanks. 198 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,249 Eat it! 199 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:23,451 [Audience laughter] 200 00:06:23,451 --> 00:06:24,785 Gotcha. Um, alright. 201 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:25,819 - Um-- - You'll like it. It's good. 202 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:27,821 This bag, oh it's a little old zip locky. 203 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,156 Um, um-- 204 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:31,258 - It'll change your life. - Um, this is good. 205 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:32,760 - I gotta tell ya, it is good. - Mm hm. 206 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:35,763 - What is it? - That's my special sweet potato pie. 207 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:37,765 You mix 5 packs of butter, 208 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:40,100 - a couple packs of sugar, some honey, - Okay. 209 00:06:40,133 --> 00:06:42,603 canned yams, crush up some graham crackers, 210 00:06:42,636 --> 00:06:44,872 Nuke that in the microwave, and bam! 211 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,106 [Audience laughter] 212 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:48,241 Mm hm hm hmm. 213 00:06:48,476 --> 00:06:50,243 Here, wash it down with this. 214 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,614 You go slow, cause that's stronger than Dominican rum. 215 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:55,015 Oh, yeah. What is this? 216 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:57,818 Oh it's a...it's Pruno. It's a 217 00:06:57,851 --> 00:07:00,287 a happy hour cocktail shared amongst a 218 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,522 - ...the the - Inmates! 219 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:03,557 Well let's save that for later. 220 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:06,059 So, are you ready to get started, ladies? 221 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,061 A you know what, do you mind givin' Vivian and I 222 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,229 - ...a minute? - No problem, boss. 223 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:10,664 I gotta use the head anyway. 224 00:07:10,698 --> 00:07:12,500 - Oh yeah, the ladies room is at the end of the hallway. - Okay, mm hm. 225 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:15,168 - Mm hm. - Hm...I know what you're thinking. 226 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:16,970 She's great, isn't she? 227 00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:19,707 No, I was actually thinkin' she could probably kill me with a spork and a dental floss. 228 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:21,141 That's what I was thinkin'. 229 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:22,676 Where did you find her? 230 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:25,513 Ah well, she and I were roomies. 231 00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:27,214 - Roomies? - Yeah. 232 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:28,882 Okay, [Laughter] 233 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:31,251 - Alright, It's a funny story and you're gonna laugh. - Mm hm. 234 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,253 Dede was my old celly, and I 235 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,556 promised I'd help her when she got out. 236 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:37,658 Couldn't ya have just paid her off in cigarettes and stamps 237 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:39,059 like normal people? 238 00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:40,894 Well I would've but 239 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:42,896 not when you're part of the Guerrilla Gang. 240 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:43,997 [Audience laughter] 241 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:45,398 [Instrumental Music] 242 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:47,434 - [Lisa] The clock is ticking. - There's no easy way to say this. 243 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:49,436 - So-- - Spit it out, already. 244 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:54,441 Um, okay so um I've-- 245 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:56,844 So the thing is, 246 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:58,178 I... 247 00:07:58,211 --> 00:07:59,847 [Audience laughter] 248 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,882 So...yeh, mm 249 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:03,617 Girl. 250 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:05,285 You're my mom. 251 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,088 Girl, bye. I already told ya I ain't got no kids. 252 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,090 I mean I had some wild nights, but I think I'd remember 253 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:11,859 havin' a whole damn baby. 254 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:14,394 - Mm - You probably submitted with Eggs "R" Us. 255 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:15,963 [Collectively] Eggs "R" what? 256 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:18,866 21 years ago you donated eggs 257 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:21,802 - ...at a fertility clinic - Fertility clinic by my college. 258 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,203 Rachel, you did what? 259 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:25,205 Don't judge. Times was hard, and that was back 260 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:27,207 when strippin' was still taboo. You know, before 261 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,809 Amber Rose and Cardi B. 262 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,077 [Audience laughter] 263 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:31,378 They pay for eggs? 264 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:33,080 They only pay for fresh eggs. 265 00:08:33,446 --> 00:08:34,615 You missed that. 266 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:35,649 [Audience laughter] 267 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:38,085 Well apparently, you did a open donation. 268 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,920 And according to 269 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:41,488 clinic records, 270 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:44,592 I was conceived with eggs you donated. 271 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:46,326 - Okay, wait a minute. Is this some type of 272 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,729 child support shakedown, cause she ain't got no job? 273 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:50,497 No. I already have a family- 274 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:51,899 an amazing family- 275 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:53,834 and I don't need anything from you. 276 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,837 I just really wanted to meet my biological mother. 277 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,941 [Inhales] Hi Mom! 278 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:02,242 [Cries happily] 279 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:03,276 [Music stings out] 280 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:05,679 [Instrumental Music] 281 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:08,081 As soon as we finish the desserts, we can send this baby up the river. 282 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:09,416 There was no pun intended. 283 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,284 The desserts. Oh man, I 284 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,621 forgot to go to the store to get the rest of the ingredients. 285 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:15,455 - Ooh. - Don't trip. I got it. 286 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,758 I stay ready like a shank in a prison riot. 287 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:18,859 [Audience laughter] 288 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,327 Okay. Oh so you got it, but 289 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,129 you don't even know what we cookin'. 290 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:23,964 [Mild Audience Laughter] 291 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:25,532 It doesn't matter what we cookin'. 292 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:28,035 I told you I can make anything 293 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,037 anywhere! What's on the menu? 294 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,105 Tiramisu, but I don't have the 295 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,807 the espresso, the cocoa, or the heavy whippin' cream, 296 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:35,475 - ...so-- - Look, get me some 297 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:37,645 instant coffee, some maple syrup, 298 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:39,046 - ...and some milk! - Okay. 299 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,513 [Audience laughter] 300 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:42,983 You got a old extension cord I can use to heat this up with? 301 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:44,752 Can you just use the oven? 302 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,355 Oh. 303 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:49,790 You bougie. 304 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:51,524 [Audience laughter] 305 00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:53,293 - [Lisa] It smells good, I have to admit. - Wow. 306 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:54,995 - Look at that. Whoo! - Huh. 307 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:56,664 - Mm mm mm. - Okay, alright. 308 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,666 - Get a bite of this. - Mm. 309 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,234 Mm. 310 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,003 This might be better than your recipe, Lisa. 311 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,905 Okay, not I know it's not your day off but you can 312 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,173 still get fired. 313 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,175 Mm. 314 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:09,576 - This is a good fix, Dede. - It's good. 315 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,644 Right, it's really good. 316 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:11,712 - This is tasty. - Mm hm. 317 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:13,647 Damn Donnie, when you get light-skinned? 318 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:14,982 [Audience laughter] 319 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,984 What you? What's on/ 320 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:18,585 Bam! 321 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,353 Hey Tony, that's just a Dede Loco. 322 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:21,488 She's helpin' us out. 323 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:22,690 Okay, cool. Cool. Cool. 324 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,725 Well looks like the Spice Girls done dug yourselves 325 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:25,893 out of that little hole, huh? 326 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,394 Can I skim some off the top? I'm hungry as hell. 327 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,329 No! No, Tony. I made you a sandwich. It's 328 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,864 - ...in the fridge. - Alright, alright. 329 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:32,499 - Yeah, we gonna-- - Oh, did you get that? 330 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:33,867 Oh, let me go get those sternos. 331 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:36,003 - Yeah. - Ho, ho, ho, hold up. Hold up. Wait a minute. 332 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,971 Let me put some spread up all in it. 333 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,673 - Spread? - Yeah. 334 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,709 Best thing you have had in your mouth. 335 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,677 Mm hm. Yeah. 336 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:45,378 - Baby, come on out. Come on out. - Yeah, look at that. 337 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,380 - Take that. - Let's see what we workin' with? 338 00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:49,683 - Okay, alright. - Mm. 339 00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:51,518 - She's a beast. - Mm hm. 340 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,053 - That is righteous right there. - Yeah, yeah. 341 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,388 - Oh, what are we doin'? Oh. 342 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,024 [Smacks lips] Oh yeah. 343 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,525 King Kong ain't got nothin' on her. 344 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:00,527 Mm hm. Rock on wit your bad self. 345 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:01,729 Ah aaah! 346 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,296 [Lisa laughs] 347 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,733 [Instrumental Music] 348 00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,735 Oooh, Lisa! 349 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,236 Where you at, baby sis? 350 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,404 Honey, I have to tell you 351 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:14,474 what your other sister has done now. 352 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,376 - [Laughs] - Would you shut up, 353 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:19,046 you loose-lipped trollop. I'll tell her myself. 354 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,147 Mm hm. 355 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,149 I wanna apologize right now for my family. 356 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:24,384 Lisa- the other sister- she's cool. 357 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:27,154 But everybody else, you'd think they was raised from savages. 358 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,390 I usually have to go to the bathroom when I get really nervous. 359 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,558 Do you mind? 360 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,360 I have the same problem. 361 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:34,627 It's crazy. 362 00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,463 Yeah, it's just right down the hall. 363 00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,465 That is so cute. 364 00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,267 You guys share the same bladder. 365 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,368 [Audience laughter] 366 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,404 - [Lori groans] - What are you yellin' about now? 367 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,840 Ooh, girl. Your sister, whoo! 368 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,842 Your sister! [Laughs] 369 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:51,444 Do you ever shut your wide-ass mouth? 370 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,446 Okay, alright. Vivian and I are 371 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,816 caterin' a huge even right now, and if you're not gonna tell me what's 372 00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:57,184 goin' on, just-- just get out, 373 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,118 cause I don't got time. 374 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,253 Look, I don't tell other people's business, 375 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:01,588 only my own. 376 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:03,791 This is gonna be good. You got some popcorn? 377 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:04,892 [Audience laughter] 378 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:07,027 Just feed off of whatever you're storin' in your cheek, 379 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,095 woodchuck. 380 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:10,497 Stop. Y'all argue more than the crazy Lymon wives. 381 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,265 I'm Mrs. Frankie Lymon. I'm Mrs. Frankie Lymon! 382 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,034 I only care who's Mrs. Frankie Lymon. 383 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,468 Alright, alright, what is all the damn commo-- 384 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,805 oh, ah I shoulda known, Freddie vs. Jason. 385 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:19,807 [Audience laughter] 386 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,142 Who dis here? 387 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,944 I have someone I want you to meet. 388 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:27,380 - Hm. - Kia, this is my sister, Lisa... 389 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,817 and her old ball and chain, Tony. 390 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:32,352 It's is very, very nice to meet you, Kia. Y'all make a 391 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,354 great couple, I'm sure you'll be beautiful together. 392 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:35,722 - ..um but I-- I have-- - [Lori squealing indistinctly] 393 00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:39,059 - Aye, that ain't it! Go on, Rachel. Would you tell her. - What? 394 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,394 Lisa, Kia and I are not dating. 395 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,196 Um...she's 396 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:45,899 my daughter. 397 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,300 Daughter!? 398 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:48,468 [Audience laughter] 399 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:49,903 When were you pregnant? 400 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:52,239 - Say what? - What-- was it when you studied abroad? 401 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,974 - No, I-- - Oh it was probably when she went to her little 402 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,976 TLC phase, wearin' all them baggy clothes stuff. 403 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,244 You tried to hide it. 404 00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,013 - You did, remember. Sure did. - Shut up, Tony. 405 00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:01,849 [Sighs] No, it actually I-- 406 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,516 - When Rachel was in college, 407 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,419 she did something strange 408 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,721 for a piece of change. 409 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:09,990 [Audience laughter] 410 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,724 We know. That's what Rachel did to make money through the night. 411 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,494 No no no no no no no! 412 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,897 - This one...donated her eggs - Mm hm. 413 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:19,199 at some bootleg fertility clinic, and now 414 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,869 this one has come lookin' for her donor. 415 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,336 - Hello. - Oh... 416 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,505 - ...so she's your daughter? - Mm. 417 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,507 That's what I've been tryin' to tell you. 418 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,509 Okay, buh buh buh buh look, how do we know 419 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,678 that that's really her? No, bring her here. Bring her here. Let's take a look. 420 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:33,346 - Let's take a look. - [Lori] Oh, good one. Good one. 421 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,682 Mm, mm. I'm not convinced. 422 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:37,017 I am not convinced. 423 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,451 Well, she does have your hooker hair. That might 424 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:39,619 be her. 425 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,021 Cupped hands. 426 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,123 - Ooh, Lori. - Yeah, I know you ain't gonna come up in here talkin' 427 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,358 bout you my niece, not without a DNA test! 428 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:47,127 I don't think so. 429 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,196 And the only thing that strand of hair is gonna 430 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,464 show you is that it came from a horse 431 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,799 in Brazil. 432 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,034 Y'all might be related. 433 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,904 I already told you, I did the 22 and you test. 434 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,538 Alright, feisty. 435 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,041 Yeah, and we're just gonna check my results with hers. 436 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,910 Alright. Until then, don't give her no money. 437 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:03,776 [Audience laughter] 438 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,078 I've seen this before 439 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:06,546 Welcome to the family. 440 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:07,547 [Tony] Mm. 441 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,582 - [Lori] I like her. [Music stings out] 442 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,919 [Instrumental Music] - [Vivian] It's a company luncheon. 443 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,921 I think we should play it safe with a wedge 444 00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:16,289 salad and some kind of sandwich platter. 445 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,158 Sandwiches are so boring though. 446 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,928 I mean you know you might as well do chicken and you know, rice pilaf 447 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,462 - ...and some veggies. - Aw, yeah. 448 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,564 - Mm. - [Coughing] 449 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:25,933 Yeah, what is this? 450 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,500 - [Vivian sighs] - Foonosa. 451 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,636 See when oranges start to go bad, 452 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:32,439 they give off this fizz that gets you ripe real fast. 453 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,141 - Whoo! - Oh my god. 454 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,943 We could do Italian. 455 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:39,612 I can make a mean ramen flat bread or Vienna sausage spaghetti. 456 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,648 Uh hm, you know I think we were lookin' for somethin' a little 457 00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:42,815 more high end. 458 00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,517 Mm. I got these Twinkies 459 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,686 with glitter. Don't nobody even know about them yet. 460 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,088 Oh look, I got it. 461 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,157 Tamales. All I need is a couple 462 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:53,093 bag of Frito's a handful of hot Cheetos for flavor, 463 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,495 - Mm. - Used to do it with chicken thighs. 464 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,998 Yeah. You know what, Dede? We got this. 465 00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,000 But I appreciate all the suggestions. 466 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,002 They're...different. Thank you. 467 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,004 Mm hm, look. That's what partners are for. 468 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,139 - Ow! - Mm...partners? 469 00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:07,840 Yeah, partners. 470 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:10,477 That's what Viv and I had always talked about on the inside. 471 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:13,513 Oh well Viv must have kept that on inside when she 472 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,182 brought you in to work for us. 473 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:18,851 What I said was I'd...help you get on your feet, Dede. 474 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,188 Uh...oh, so... 475 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,522 I'm just the help around here? 476 00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,724 You're a valued employee. 477 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,195 But I saved y'all this week! 478 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,863 That garbage man's conference loved my dump cake. 479 00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:33,666 I'm an important member of this team around here. 480 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,668 Yes you are. You are important, 481 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:38,238 - ...Dede Loco. You are smart. You are kind. - Mm hm. 482 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,706 You are important! 483 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,908 - Yeah, I'm so sorry for the confusion. 484 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:46,046 I really am, but we just can't afford another partner right now. 485 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,915 Oh so...we ain't even splittin' the loot 3 ways. 486 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,917 What kind of job is this!? 487 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:53,220 One that doesn't require you to do 25 to life. 488 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,554 [Audience laughter] 489 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,557 Let me roll up outa here before I have to 490 00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,026 split some 491 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,527 obvious wigs. 492 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,594 [Audience laughter] 493 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,730 I feel that that was directed towards me. 494 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,032 Okay. 495 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,399 I'll take that. 496 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:09,136 [Instrumental Music] 497 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:13,273 [Sighs] That massage was just 498 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,674 what I needed. 499 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,110 Mm hm. And lunch was good too. 500 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:20,047 Too bad Lisa and Lori couldn't join us. 501 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,915 Yeah, Lisa's been pretty busy with her caterin' job 502 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:25,752 lately, and Lori's probably somewhere gettin' her big toes waxed. 503 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:29,556 [Laughs] Well, I hope they like the spa kits I got 'em. 504 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,224 I picked out one for Tony too. 505 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,593 That was sweet. 506 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:36,329 Yeah I know, but I wanted to. 507 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:38,365 A little peace offerin'. 508 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:41,268 Oh, playin' chestnut checkers. 509 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,802 Nice move. 510 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,805 That's very smart to keep a rich uncle in your back pocket 511 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:49,109 Look Rachel, I don't have an agenda. 512 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:52,079 I just feel like we didn't get off to the best start the other day, 513 00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:54,614 and I don't want there to be any hard feelin's. 514 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,917 Well...honestly Kia, 515 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,788 I'm really glad we had the opportunity to bond just 516 00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,556 the two of us. 517 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:06,826 And they'll be plenty of time to invite your auntie's on 518 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,495 future mommy/daughter dates. 519 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,097 - Well actually I-- - Ooh.. 520 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,498 we can even do a double 521 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,101 with Lisa and Eboni when she's home for the summer, 522 00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,835 and um oh, we could do a family 523 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,837 vacation. It'll be so fun. That way you'll get to meet 524 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,506 all your cousins and.. 525 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,509 - oh it's gonna be so exciting! - Look Rachel... 526 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,478 I won't be here this summer. 527 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,247 I won't even be here in a month. 528 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,848 You sick? 529 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,283 No. 530 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,820 I'm actually going out of the country 531 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,189 to study abroad next week. 532 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:37,990 Next week? 533 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:40,660 Uh...but we're just gettin' started. 534 00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,028 What about... 535 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,498 mother/daughter brunches or mani-pedi's or 536 00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:47,500 we could get another matchin' wig. 537 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,169 Look, Rachel... 538 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:52,205 I've had so much fun getting to know you. 539 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,908 But I already have a mom and a dad. 540 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,511 Wow. 541 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,581 But we can still keep in touch, right? 542 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,154 Of course we can. 543 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:13,293 [Instrumental Music] 544 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,694 [Lisa] Why was Dede in jail? 545 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,028 Identity theft. 546 00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,331 She used different made up names and emails 547 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,333 to get multiple Getflix accounts. 548 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,634 Does everybody do that? 549 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,970 I think we use Devin's first little girlfriend's uncle's. 550 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,505 Well I used Cheryl's. 551 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:26,506 [Audience laughter] 552 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,241 [Knocking] - Oh...huh. 553 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,377 [Knocking intensifies] 554 00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,012 Dede. 555 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,081 Hey, Lisa. 556 00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:36,583 [Audience laughter] 557 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,050 Vivian. 558 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,052 [Vivian gasps] 559 00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,221 [Audience laughter] 560 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,256 Hm. It's a peace offerin'. 561 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,592 I was really horrible the other day. 562 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,027 My feelin's was just hurt. I mean-- 563 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,930 Thanks you, Dede. I hope it didn't ruin our friendship. 564 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,066 [Audience laughter] 565 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,202 Young gang for life. 566 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:57,904 [Audience laughter] 567 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,105 Yeah. 568 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:02,108 I mean a I really did enjoy having you around, you know, 569 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,344 when you weren't treatin' us like we was on death row. 570 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:05,378 [Audience laughter] 571 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:07,614 Well Sug, I don't never get my hands dirty. 572 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,616 The Pruno does that for me. 573 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,285 [Riotous laughter] 574 00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,053 [Laughter turns to sighs] 575 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,022 - I think that hurt. - Mm hm. 576 00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,990 I know you're gonna land on your feet. 577 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,627 - I actually started my Funstagram page. - Ooh. 578 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,062 Prison Queen Cuisine. Hey! 579 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,797 And I already got a hidden trial run. 580 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,733 Oh, you brought us some samples? 581 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,301 You know it. 582 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,437 I brought y'all some 583 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:33,406 sprayer thins and some correctional cake. 584 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,441 [Audience laughter] 585 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,808 - Eat it! - Oh. 586 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,744 Look, give me, give me, yeah. Let me just try-- 587 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,746 - Mm. - Oh yeah, thank you. - Uh huh. 588 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,881 - It's great. - It's great? 589 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:42,782 [Lisa and Viv] Mm hm. 590 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,451 - You like? - [Lisa and Viv] Mm hm. 591 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,453 - Well... - So good. 592 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,087 I'm pretty sure I'll be seen y'all around. 593 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,021 Yeah, what's you think? 594 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,323 - Mm, really great. Uh huh. - It's good. 595 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:51,991 [Indistinct] 596 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,993 [Audience laughter] 597 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,595 Alright, then. 598 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:56,663 I'll be seein' you. 599 00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,132 - Ah alright. - Mm hm. 600 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,268 Bye. 601 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:01,668 [Music stings out] 602 00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:04,571 [Instrumental Music] 603 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:05,972 [Tony] I'm not gonna have a bad time. I told you I'd come. 604 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,440 [Lisa] Yeah, nobody's actin' here. 605 00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:08,775 [Lori] Yeah, alright. 606 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,410 [Collective cheering] 607 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:11,978 Surprise! 608 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,581 Oh, Rachel told us you were leavin' so 609 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,583 you know we wanted to give you a proper send off. 610 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,918 And I wanted to say sorry. 611 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,920 I was pretty hard on you, baby girl. 612 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:23,189 But you're actually a cool kid. 613 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,191 Well thanks, Auntie Lori. 614 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,193 [Gasps] Aww. 615 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,597 I didn't expect to see you here, Tony. 616 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:33,766 Well, I figured the kid might need some emotional support after 617 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,134 findin' out that you're her mum. 618 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,103 Yeah, I guess. 619 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,105 It's only fair since I've been doin' the same thing for your 620 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,707 kids for 20 years. 621 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,008 [Audience laughter] 622 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,143 We just want you to know, Kia, that no matter where 623 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:47,013 you go in the world, you always have a family here. 624 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,381 Mm. 625 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,616 Ooh, let's hug! 626 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,117 - Family time. Hug out. 627 00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,385 - Get in. - Alright. - Aw. 628 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,387 - Let me experience. - Be nice. 629 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,688 [Laughter] 630 00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,324 [Instrumental Music]